What fabric are Bossy Bulldog T-shirts and Polos made from?
Only the finest: 100% Peruvian Pima cotton. It’s like wrapping yourself in a cloud that went to finishing school.
Why is Pima cotton so special?
Because it’s softer than your grandma’s hugs, stronger than your gym excuses, and smoother than a bulldog in a bowtie. Long staple fibers = less pilling, more flexing.
How do the shirts fit?
They’re tailored for modern men who don’t want to swim in fabric. Think fitted, flattering, and ready for date night (or dog-walking dominance).
Can I return the shirts?
Of course. If your Bossy Bulldog shirt doesn’t make you feel like an alpha, we’ll happily take it back. Just don’t let your dog nap on it first.
Will these shrink in the wash?
Nope. Unlike your favorite ex, these shirts won’t let you down. Pre-shrunk to keep their shape and ego intact.
Do Bossy Bulldog shirts have logos?
Yes—but tastefully. Our signature bulldog shows up where it counts, like a wink across the bar.
Are they worth the price?
Absolutely. You’re not buying a shirt—you’re investing in swagger. Plus, try finding luxury Peruvian Pima cotton polos at gas-station prices. Spoiler: you won’t.
How do I care for my Bossy Bulldog shirt?
Easy. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, flex in the mirror, repeat. Treat it right and it’ll outlast your gym membership.